Gumps

one who is slow with their mental processes.

He's gumps. It will take him forever to add together that total

by Mogiee November 10, 2010

Gumps

1. A typical Alabama football fan. Usually so delusional that they think Bear Bryant is still alive. They also believe that Nick Satan actually likes the toothless fanbase.
2. Stupid person who likes Paul Fineburn slobbing Saban's knob.
3. Racists fanbase who only supports blacks on their own team.

Those Gumps are harder to tolerate when they are winning than when they are losing.

by GILF Hunter October 17, 2009

gumps

tighty whiteys

He had to take off his gumps to jerk his cock off.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Bubba gumps

A high amount of excess fat around the cheeks and chin area, like Bubba Gump himself in "Forrest Gump".

I was behind a fat chick earlier today, and when I tapped her shoulder to get her attention, she jumped and spun around with her bubba gumps flapping in the wind.

by Bubba Gump Master January 27, 2010

Bubba Gumps

Rims with big lips. (deep dish rims) At least a 6 or 7 inch lip.

I got a kandy painted 7 doose cutty sittin on 24's wit dem Bubba Gumps baby. 209 Stockton Cali representin'

by Mikey Mike 209 May 15, 2008

The gumps

when you see someone running very fast

Friend 1:Did you see that?
Friend 2: Ya man that boy put the gumps on

Friend 1:Yes I just won the race
Friend 2:Hey man where did you get those gumps?

by T-Free88 March 13, 2011

Booze gumps

A bodily function in which an external text can have an unconscious effect on oneself causing a physical inherent protect on the skin. Forming ridges and causing hair to stand up, paired with the heightened emotions due to alcohol

shaun is no longer able to experience booze gumps due to his stunted tolerance

by Takethepissoutofshaun July 12, 2017