gorguts

An absolutely disgusting (good disgusting!) Canadian death metal band. Formed in 1989, they attracted the attention of Roadrunner Records and put out two fine albums in the early nineties, before being dropped by the label and undergoing some lineup changes. It would be five years before the band would record again, but even hardened fans of the band were probably not prepared for the complete and utter insanity that is Obscura. Twisted riffs, insane time changes, odd jazzy/dischordant interludes, it's all there, a tangled mess that somehow the band manages to keep under its control. A work of death metal genius, or an experiment in complexity gone awry? Though hard to say for sure, the album did garner many excellent reviews, and truly put Gorguts' name at the top of experimental death metal bands. Their followup, 2001's From Wisdom To Hate, reigns in the chaos a bit (but only a litle bit) -- these guys are almost unparalleled in their ambition to craft bizarre, experimental, yet undeniably brutal death metal.

Sadly, drummer Steve MacDonald committed suicide in late 2002, and little has been heard from the band since.

Apparently, according to deathgrind.de, they are no more.

All hail Gorguts!

"Shit dude, this guys voice in Gorguts is fuckin' raspy! Dryer than a nun's cunt!"

by Boy #3: Dick London March 23, 2005

gogurd

A phrase coined by Call of Duty player and youtube star: Elpresador. Gogurd stands for Gun On Gun Your Done, another name for Barebones Pure.

Elpresador: YO LETS GO PLAY SOME GOGURD. NONE OF THAT TEAM DEATHMATCH BULLSHIT.

Larry: what the hell is gogurd.

Elpresador: STANDS FOR GUN ON GUN YOUR DONE, SON!

by oJaames March 20, 2011

Soggs Grog

My mates awesome homebrew piss..

Damn bra, was so shit faced last night on Soggs grog, I have no idea how the fark I got home!!

by Mick Fodge June 13, 2018

Gogurt

The last stage of male masturbation where one pinches starting from the base of the shaft upward squeezing out any leftover semen. This is a necessary step as it helps significantly with after cum.

You: Fuck man I totally just got rekt by an undesirable amount of after cum
Friend: Well did you Gogurt?
You: ... Shit... no I completely forgot
Friend: Well there's your problem my friend, you gotta GoGURT or go home

by I_Gogurt January 8, 2015

Grog Dog

An opportunistic female who lingers around bars flirting and preying on unsuspecting men with the specific and sole intent of scoring free alcohol. They can either operate in packs or as lone wolves.

If we're hoping to pick up, we should stay away from that bar. It's full of grog dogs.

by elz dot com January 10, 2015

grogen

A massive shit that it so long that even when it remains attached to the rectum, touches the bottom of the toilet.

Greg: Oh god! That turd is touches the bottom of the bog!
Andy: Nice grogen.

by lololwords12 April 22, 2014

goguardian

shitty school extension that invades students privacy

why did it exist i the first place tho? they shouldve set their marketing to "invade students privacy" or something like that. Im scared that my teacher can see my browsing history, yt vids i watch, and all of those nasty stuff. im really thinking of using my pc because of that, and take control on what they are invading. just for laughs but i might hack their mainframe because ik a little bit of batch coding. but one thing thats keep triggering my BS alarm is the fact they can see everything your searching, then if your searching "stuff" goguardian is going to buzz the "WTF ARE YOU SEARCHING EAT THIS BARRIER B***H" block screen. after that its going to make log info then send it to the it and admins. how do i know that? ITS BECAUSE I DECOMPILED IT AND SAW THE CODE FUNCTIONS AND THE CODE ITSELF. they didnt even did a good job making goguardian. one time i used a chromebook exploit to corrupt the extension and "disable" it for the next 6-8 months. too bad it got patched.

by Plainspup March 19, 2021