A Gordon

When someone's in a discord call and says "b-" then leaves
They just pulled a Gordon

"oh hey what are you doing on the weekend"
"b-"
"damn, he just pulled a Gordon"

by hey man whats up March 07, 2022

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Gordoned

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.

"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"

by MIRZ March 30, 2008

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There is only one Gordon and he is the Freeman.

Dr. Kliener: Great Scott! Gordon Freeman!

by The One Freeman April 02, 2010

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When someone continuously steals someone else's lines and claims them as their own, even if they have no clue what it means.

Also can be referred to someone who takes breaks during sex.

Guy: "Yeah that movie last night was BITCHIN'"
Girl (later on in the day): Have you seen my new bleached hair? It's BITCHIN'!!!
Guy (to his friend): She just Gordoned me! If that cunt steals one more of my lines I'm going to run her over.

Girl: That guy is such a BAMF...
Girl 2: What's a BAMF????
(Everyone laughs at her)
(Later in the day)
Girl 2: OMG my dog is such a BAMF!!
Guy: Do you know what the fuck your saying? *Slaps her*
Guy (to his friend): That's what happens when you Gordon someone....you get slapped

Guy: I don't know what happened man, we were doing it and all of sudden she needed a break...
Guy 2: Ha Ha you just got Gordoned!

by captainobvious1984 November 24, 2007

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