GORDO

Used to describe any person, situation event or thing that is the highest level of awesome.

We went on a 20km hike on the weekend. We crossed some really dangerous creeks, got eaten alive by leaches and saw about 15 waterfalls. It was totally GORDO.

Mick: We are organising an event where we walk around a ridiculously steep road for 24 hours in the middle of summer.
Everyone: Woah, sounds GORDO!
Alex: Doesn't sound very GORDO to me but I guess we'll give it a go.

(14 Hours into the Walk)
Everyone: Who's idea was this? This is the least GORDO thing ever.

by GCFella January 10, 2022

GORDO

The best compliment you can ever receive. It means that you are fat and worship skydaddy and fight the evils of delgadas.

You are very gordo my guy

by LimDel April 7, 2018

Gordo's

The best #@$#ing Mexican restaurant in the Bay!

-What'd you get man?
-Super Carne Asada with sour-cream and guacamole from Gordo's, you know!
-Aww shit, did it explode?
-Nah, I got the good guy, he wrapped that shit tight!

by bay area sav May 5, 2006

gordo

The first person totally sloshed/drunk/wasted/crunk at a party, usually often before most people have even begun getting wasted. The "gordo" is generally the life of the party.

Hey guys, Jake is the new gordo!
Jake: Im not gordo!
everyone: hey gordo!!!
Jake: whos gordo!!!
everyone: YOU!!

by switchblade1992 July 10, 2009

gordo

someone who masterbates to foot porn, also someone with no friends

Last night dan pulled a gordo to mimi from drew carey's feet

by nick December 13, 2004

gordo

meansing greatest person alive.
always funny, doing amazing things, and just damn awesome!

happy

Jake: she is so gordo!
Tim: yes, i want to be her friend

by bubbablue May 4, 2009

GORDO

The Thickest or meat. If you are worthy of GORDO, you are an absolute unit.

He was big, he was GORDO.

by Garry whintorpe October 25, 2019