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Gondoli

A person who opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society, especially one who advocates extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.

Similar to the "hippie", but often with worse personal hygiene, less coherence, and a more extreme disposition to aloofness.

A person who eats, sleeps, and generally lives for Phish & The Grateful Dead, often following them on tour around the United States.
"Phish just reunited, and all the Gondolis are preparing to crawl out from under their rocks and reappear in society"

"It took 6 hours to drive from NYC to Albany NY for the Phish show because the roads were filled with Gondolis"

"It really smells in this arena because of all the Gondolis that haven't showered in weeks"
by KMW231978 February 11, 2010
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Gonoo

The lazy mixture of the words "going" and "to".
Mainly used in Northern England.

This replaces the US version of "gonna"
Mother - "Lucy, I've asked you twice to do the dishes!"

Lucy - "Mum, I said I'm gonoo! GOD!"
by Muse_Fiona August 1, 2008
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Fudge Gondola

When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going

There's no knowing where we're rowing

Or which way the river's flowing”
Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the chocolate tube he demanded that misses Gloop take a ride on his fudge gondola.
by Takearide90 July 8, 2019
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Gönke

En exclamation used to express discomfort and shock
*two teachers making out in the hallway
Aden: Gönke!! *runs away
by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2020
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gondon

Russian slang for condom, pronounced "gun-donn"
Used to refer to the aforementioned article as well as any asshole or motherfucker one might encounter.
Vanya, vot tebe poltinik - sbegaj za gondonami v magazin...
Vse menti - gondoni!
by sunyata October 10, 2007
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Gongoose

When a male's penis has entered something it shouldn't have.
Tommy gongoosed his sister
by NocturnalVibes June 23, 2010
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The Gonk

A beautiful song composed by Herbert Chappel that is originally from the movie "Dawn of the Dead" and is also now used in the "New Castle Ale" commercials.
duh dum dah dum da duh da dum da dum da dadadadadadum de dum the gonk
by adambenner September 30, 2013
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