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pulled a gohmert

verb phrase, sometimes used in present tense: 1. attempt to pass off thick-witted, far-right fringe lunacy as something to be taken seriously; usually done with a straight face and an air of outrage; can be delivered tongue in cheek, but more effective when performed by true believers.

2. action taken after inspiration from words and deeds of Louie Gohmert, Congressman from East Texas (2005-present)
He really pulled a gohmert when he proclaimed the dangers of communist members of the US Congress.

They pulled a gohmert with their letter accusing administration officials of membership in the Muslim Brotherhood.
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goonery

Random criminal acts or acts of stupidity commited by otherwise productive members of society for the sole purpose of looking cool, or hoping to relate to a studio gangstas or real gangsta who happen to rap.
Ex.1

"Those damn kids were around here committing all manner of goonery."

Ex. 2

"real talk my nigga!! that goonery shit ain't whuts happnin'!!!"

-tru blu
by Mr. Reality Music April 9, 2008
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Gonners

(Also known as gonnerz, gonnaz)

The term used to casually refer to someone being extremely intoxicated, deriving from the word "gone".
Person One: You were so gonners last night!
Hungover Person Two: Guuuuurg.
by GonnersEveryWeekend February 19, 2009
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goonerhead

1. (noun) A strange, goofy or silly person.
2. (noun) A lighthearted term of affection that sounds insulting, but really is not.
You're not supposed to eat the seeds of watermellon, you goonerhead!
by PJeigh September 12, 2005
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gooner

A Fan of the peoples champions. The winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together. They don't need the money or the Russian mafia to bring success, they just ooze it.
The gooners have won the league yet again.
by Spurs Fan January 25, 2005
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Goner

A video-game boner.

www. youtube. com/watch?v=YNajEdo_cBw&feature=context&context=G2699bb4FUAAAAAAAAAA
"Yeah what gives you a Goner? That's a video game boner. Just made it up, its a thing now." Joe Bereta
by Joe Bereta April 5, 2012
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gohler

Man down Preston there all gohlers
by Nick February 19, 2004
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