glondoor

If you don't feel like looking for a car online, Glondoor is the guy you get to fight the used-car dealers in a stone-circle death match to make sure you don't get ripped off.

I was going to pay $6000 for a lemon at that dealership until Glondoor ripped the guy's face off. Boy was I relieved.

by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008

Glogged

The state of being so drunk that you need to get your stomach pumped.

yo he got so fucked in the other room, might be glogged

by FerretGod January 31, 2021

Glang

Glaaang- noun- The positive recognition of a sexual inuendo culminating in a hyperbolic gesture of excitement/ arousal (i.e. a hand shake or simply speaking the word "glang")

Glaaang- verb- (1)To call attention to an inadvertent sexual inuendo. (2)To be sexual (3) To simulate a vagina with a hand shake gesture (4) To have sex (5) To have oral sex (6) To have sex-related swagger (7) To reach climax... See more

Glaaang- adj- Possessing attractive physical attributes; eye pleasing. syn.- sexy

Origin: 2009-2010 (from the hood) pre fix: gla- gulliness, swag; suffix: ang- booty, ass, pussy.

"Yo son, you seen'd that ass on shawty? Glang!"

by Five Glang General March 8, 2010

glonging

To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.

A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.

Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".

"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."

by maranathasoon August 21, 2019

galongalongs

milk sacs

people pay for artists to draw droopy galongalongs

by cadoobaqueen July 8, 2022

globglobgabgalab

A worm from a weird cartoon that became a meme in March 2018

I am the Globglobgabgalab and I love books

by 322997am May 23, 2018

gling gling

Gling gling is a play on the phrase bling bling and is short for "geek bling bling", first coined by science fiction writer Christopher Vera. Gling gling are those small items geeks carry in their possession, sometimes on a lanyard, including but not limited to, company ID badges, thumb drives, SecurID tokens, pens, pagers, cell phones or pocket lasers. Gling gling also refers to the freebies lying arounds one's desk received from attending computer seminars, conventions, or from vendors, including logoed pens, coffee mugs, post-it pads or foam trinkets.

Dang, that geek is wearing a lot of gling gling.

by Bluezoo Seven June 23, 2005