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A somewhat strange, gelatinous dessert that conventionally uses blue cheese and honey for its primary flavour providers. A simple glonge recipe is as follows:

- 100g Blue Cheese

- 450mL Milk, whole

- 200mL Natural Honey

- Gelatin Powder

1. Break up blue cheese into small chunks and, along with milk, add to small saucepan and bring to simmer, stirring constantly.

2. Ensure all blue cheese chunks are dissolved fully. If cheese is stubborn, scoop it up in a tea strainer and force it through the mesh with finger. Continue until liquid is completely smooth.
3. Add honey and stir until dissolved fully.
4. Prepare gelatin powder according to packaged instructions/to get your desired gelatinous consistency and add to saucepan.
5. Remove saucepan from heat and add gelatin mixture, allowing contents to cool.
6. Pour glonge mixture into desired shaping mould. Bundt cake-style moulds work very well here.
7. Allow glonge to set in fridge overnight. Serve with extra honey drizzle if desired.
"Hey man, I heard you made some pretty yumbo glonge last night, is there any left?"

"Nah sorry mate, fresh out. Glonge was off the chain last night so it went in a flash!"
Glonge by Pandabebz May 24, 2021
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gongerschnigle 

When a black person hits the bong and eats a boneless schnitzel.
That gongerschnigle just tickled my fleshy fun bridge.
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Glow like Beyoncé. Beyoncé is known for her glowing beautiful skin. (Popularised after Beyoncé's song 'Yoncé'. An alternative of telling a girl that they're extremely pretty and sexy like Beyoncé or that they have a glowing beauty/skin.
Example 1=
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Girl- Nah, it's my Gloncé.

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Gongers is a word that's used to refer to a woman's breasts. It's usually used when trying to hit on a woman
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gongerballs is gingerbrave
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"Hey man let's go and smoke some Gonge."
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