glasgow 69

2 people on a single mattress, Top to tale injecting smack inbetween each others toes

Me and kris had a Glasgow 69 last night

glasgow 69 by Why o why March 29, 2021

Glasgow Shower 

Two quick bursts of deodorant under each armpit. As favoured by men who are in too much of a hurry to use a H2O equivalent.

Hamish I will be with you in a second, I'm just gonna put a t-shirt over my overalls and have a quick Glasgow shower.

Glasgow Shower by Drdonelittle November 25, 2009

Glasgow Coma Scale 

Glasgow Coma Score, or Glasgow Coma Score. A scoring system to determine a person's level of consciousness. A score of 15 is determined by eye movement, verbal skills and the person's motor skills and reaction to pain. Published in the University of Glasgow. The Paediatric GCS, or PGCS is used for children under 36 months.

Paramedic: Approx. 23 year old John Doe, found unconscious in the road. Head lac and possible tib fib fracture. BP is 90 systolic, Glasgow Coma Scale was 6 at the scene, now 12.

Glasgow Coma Scale by jaffaw July 21, 2009

glasgow survival

Website examining "ned" culture in a very derogitory fashion. Widely known in Scotland, features things such as a "Ned-a-Gotchi" (pun on the Tam-a-Gotchi craze) soundbox.

See the Glasgow Survival website for yourself and make your own judgement on it's merits and stereotypes at www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk

glasgow survival by brendan May 15, 2004

Glasgow Bikini Wax 

The act of dowsing one's pubic hair with scotch whisky and setting alight. Mentiond by Willy in The Simpsons s13e07 "It burns like a Glascow Bikini Wax!"

Duncan: "So did you get her to go for a Brazilian Wax?"
Malcom: "Nah, but I did the next best thing. After the bar she passed out by the toilet so I grabbed the whiskey and Zippo and let it rip..."
Duncan: "A Glasgow Bikini Wax?!...Rude"

Glasgow Bikini Wax by Bdamn October 17, 2010

Glasgow salad 

Glasgow salad (n). chips.

The neds have Glasgow salad on the side of everything.

Glasgow salad by C February 24, 2004

Glasgow Smile 

Torture method used be mafia members in Glasgow, Scottland. Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then, further pain is inflicted upon the victim until they scream. Since the mouth has been cut, the incisions rip further alond the side of the face towards the ears.

He'll only look happy when Tyler gives him a Glasgow Smile.

Glasgow Smile by TeeDee April 2, 2004