Girlfriend

Something society deems important despite its insignificance and pointlessness. Something nonessential.

Friend #1: Dude, you seriously need to get laid, why not get yourself a girlfriend?

Friend #2: Because they're utterly pointless, you can't give me a good reason to have one.

Friend #1: Dude, you really need to get laid.

by Charles The Doodle Noodle August 30, 2009

Girlfriend

The girl who will love you for ever.the girl who will be on your side.the girl who will be kind and will always love.she is the on that cares for you.

It is very important to have a girlfriend

by Flamingjoe November 6, 2017

Girlfriend

Something that everyone wants, but few get.

I will never get a Girlfriend, because I'm a nerd and no one likes that! ):

by big _brain_me January 25, 2022

Girlfriend

A female friend who has sex with you

I sex with my sexy girlfriend every day.

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

Girlfriend

Someone who expects you to get anything for them even if it costs over $100K

Leo's Girlfriend: Hey can you get me that ring?
Leo: Sorry it's to much
Leo's Girlfriend: Okay. I'll just break up with you

by LoweredUniform January 20, 2023

Girlfriend

A best friend you can be VERY gay with.

My girlfriend Isabella is making me gayer every single day.

by jenelleybean February 1, 2018

Girlfriend

A girlfriend is one of the best things that will ever happen to you.

1) Ralan's girlfriend Alanna is pretty and funny.

2) Ralan is lucky because his girlfriend is Alanna.

by Manuelr11 January 6, 2014