gravel gertie

A surprise, non lubricated anal sneak attack

My wife refused to make dinner, so I snuck up on her and gave her a Gravel Gertie

by Tanbeer December 21, 2016

Dirty Gertie

When a colleague at work takes photos of ones poo, he/she is a dirty gertie.

Matt: my poo was best on rate my poo yesterday, Nat: matt you are a dirty gertie!

by stoke_gal March 10, 2009

Gervist

Gervist is a very sexy individual who also a has a gargantuine penis. He is said to be a ladies man and is tremendously funny. He is also smart, kind, loving. He also has a great personality and is understanding.

(an extremely sexy boy walks past) "oh there goes a Gervist"

by the undercover cop November 6, 2016

Gerverspate

(verb) To breathe or sniff creepily and without consent from the object.

Dude, last night I was pouring a drink when Lucas started gerverspating on me. It was so creepy, I could feel his breath on my neck. I can't believe he would gerverspate so obviously like that. Gross.

by Catsrockwithyarn February 15, 2019

Gervene

The prettiest girl you will ever meet. She is kind and caring but if you mess with her, you’re dead. She is positive and a little sensitive. She will be the perfect girl you would need.

Oh my Gosh! Is that Gervene?

by Lily_Da_Expert >3 May 3, 2022

Gerried

When someone cums in your earholes.

Girl 1: What happened with you and Gerry last night?
Girl 2: That fucker gerried in my left ear.

by hibiscuus April 21, 2023

Dirty Gertie

The act of using an injury or medical condition (real or fake) in order to receive a sympathy blowjob from a medical professional. Usually followed by moral gaslighting. The Dirty Gertie crown belongs to Squints from the Sandlot.

Yo Dylan broke his leg and got sent to the hospital but thankfully he got prescribed that Dirty Gertie and most of his problems went away.

by Bofa D’s Nuts July 17, 2022