Gabification

1) Gossiping excesively with your best friend
2) Hearing the craziest stories that you would never hear from anyone else
3) Spending time with your best friend EVER

omg GABIFY me!
We totally need to spend some gabification/clairification time!

by claire October 21, 2004

Instant Gradification

A recent graduate who expects a top level position in a company upon hiring.

Armed with her degree and suffering from instant gradification, she emailed in her resume and awaited the job as VP of the company.

by Jacqski August 12, 2012

Unsexual gratification

Unsexual gratification- When a one night stand can turn from ecstasy into 18 years of pain because of paying child support, from a chick you didn't know had mental issues.

Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!

by 1maddd2mackxxx August 30, 2016

Ramification

To bring down the law on dumb asses.
Payback.

It's time we give Leroy a little ramification.

by Webster's June 23, 2004

gavification

A Facebook notification of the worst kind - One from Gav. If you receive a gavification, you should probably ignore it.

Gav commented on your status. - IGNORE THIS GAVIFICATION AT ALL COSTS.

by Smemma January 19, 2011

getification

To improve ones abiltiy to obtain things.

I improved my getification of sexual favors today.

by Tuua Mater May 29, 2007

Masterual Gratification

To do something constructive while getting charisma through masterbation from someone or something else.

Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?

Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.

by xFISHx October 24, 2007