fungus crown

To slap one in the forehead with your manmeat, in such a manner as to cause a mushroom shaped bruise, on said forehead. Repeat as necessary to create the bruising effect. Or, as desired.

by EnriqueTDL October 21, 2003

fungusting

an event that is funny and entertaining but leaves you utterly disgusted.

laughing at the intimacy lubracants at Walgreens was fungusting.

by a hiz May 1, 2007

funshow

when the second you try not to laugh at a serious situation, your brain creates a slideshow of everything funny that has ever occured in your life.

Guy1: dude why did you laugh at my grandads funeral?
Guy2: i had a funshow.

by bakers67 August 28, 2010

funass

antonym to dumbass

1. someone with a fun ass

2. someone who is both intelligent and fun

don't be a dumbass ! be a funass !

by garve&feeb December 27, 2019

recreational fungus

Mushrooms. Plain and simple. However, this phrase refers to the 'shrooms that will have you prancing around like a pixie riding the back of a unicorn and taking a slide down the chocolate river running down The Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Combine recreation fungus in conjunction with:
Puff the Magic Dragon
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Willy Wonka (Not the Johnny Depp version)
Requiem for a Dream
Pink Floydd-The Wall
Venice Beach
Las Vegas

DO NOT USE ALONE OR BEFORE ENGAGING ACTS OF SEXUAL INTIMACY!!

"Excuse me Sir, would you happen to know where I can acquire some recreational fungus for excursion to Vegas this weekend?"

"WARNING: This movie should be watched only if consuming large quantities of recreational fungus"

by Jrockwhc June 10, 2009

Funkst

A sub mini genre of funk, of which consists a song of funk and electronic with sometimes a bit of jazz.

I think the funkst genre is really taking off slowly.

by KrokeMonster September 22, 2017

Foot Fungus

When you dont care what your foot looks like and instead use it to attract girls

Wanna see my foot fungus?

by the stolen one May 2, 2020