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Futz

Jacking around, activity without any particular goal in mind, performing an activity without any time-frame or specific goal.
I'm going to take a break and futz around in the pool. He is outside futzing around with the dog.
by UC. 2nd Row June 8, 2017
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Canal Fulton

Tiny ass town in Ohio along the Erie Canal, stuck right between Canton and Akron. Village is officially a "City" but still maintains its biker bar, village idiot, and pointless political babble. High school graduates can expect to go on to Stark State college to major in smoking pot and going tanning too often.

The town has approximately 1 pizza place per 15 people, an unlimited number of places to get a bad haircut, and an ace crimefighting police force that shoots squirrels behind the post office and wrangles cows that wander out into the street.
"Where the hell is canal fulton?"
by adam9911991 January 23, 2006
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Feltz

Fictional unit of measurement, used as a test.
The Feltz is used in conversation, when one suspects other person(s) in said conversation have no idea what you are talking about, and are just agreeing with you because they do not want to look stupid, or they are generally just incompetent.
A positive Feltz is successfully dropped into a conversation unnoticed and unchallenged by other person(s), and positive confirmation of what you have said is received.

See also bullshit detector.
Person A:
"Yeah, I've checked with our technical manager, and he said that hanging bar won't cope with your projector equipment, as it's only rated at 50 Feltz.
You'll have to use this one instead"

Person B:
"Well, I can't argue with that, we'll have to make it work off this one"

This is an example of successful Feltz deployment.
by BrightDevil August 21, 2010
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futzel

1. A small ball of lint or fuzz, esp. one stuck to clothing.
2. A tiny remnant of something, too small to be valuable.
1. These vintage sweaters are worthless-- they're covered in futzels.

2. There's nothing left of the pizza, just a couple futzels.
by Mr.Dandy January 17, 2012
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Futzie

Somebody who appears to be a massive loser. People tend to have little to no respect for them, because they like radiohead. They are often a disorganised sweet-heart who seems to be a walking stroke of bad luck.
oh my god look at futzie!”
“he is a total wreck…”
“I mean, I guess he’s trying.”
by Futzie hater October 20, 2021
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Mr. Fulton

The oldest human on Earth. Pet mammoth died in 1203.
Mr. Fulton is over 9,000,000,000 years old.
by omg srsly November 12, 2020
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fulton county

the stupidest county in the ATL that doesn't mofuckin tell you when school is out until the last fuckin second. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Ah, man! I hate Fulton County! Them niggas never tell when damn school is out
by thegrimreeper January 15, 2011
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