fucktangent

as defined by eeclayton: when a situation gets so out of control or wildly looses direction

1. He reversed the car at a fucktangent to the pavement: the car was fucked up completely

2. "Stop going off on such a fucktangent, and concentrate on asking the one girl out

by horsebitch July 30, 2009

fucktangular

To describe a situation that was messy and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.

Man 1: Man, my parents divorce was a shitshow.
Man 2: How so?
Man 1: I was separated from my siblings, I went with my dad who turned to hard drugs to deal with it, my girlfriend broke up with and my dog died. My situation was fucktangular.

by Issa Idea December 5, 2018

fucktardation

When retardation becomes fucked up.
The act of being way worse than a retard.
Being extremely insane.

Did you just post revenge porn on your girlfriend...That's some serious fucktardation.

by ApeBeam June 5, 2018

fuckanaw

Negation of the strongest nature. Similar to hell no, no way, etc.

"Bitch, go get me a mild!"
"FUCKANAW, get your own damn mild!"

by Natalie H October 11, 2005

fuckanator

A person who has sex with at least 10 people a day

Gabe is a has been a fuckanator ever since he broke up with his girlfriend

by TheJeffOnaterSaid September 25, 2019

Fucktangle

Fucktangle -

A sexual position utilized by swingers, especially swinger geometry teachers, carpenters (Jesus), and many others. A fucktangle is any shape made when several people link themselves together through sexual actions that closely resemble said shapes, shapes that include "tangle" in their names, i.e. rectangle, triangle, and rhombus...tangle.

"I need help with my geometry so me, my best friend's mom, and his sister totally made a fucktangle last night. Then we calculated."

by Mr. Big Meat December 20, 2006

Fuckstandard

A person who looks good enough to fuck

That chick who lives in you block is fuckstandard u know, i wouldnt mind poking her

by Rinsa July 13, 2007