fucken

used by hessians as a space-filler in descriptive storytelling.

"So, fucken, I'm all gettin' ready to burn one in the back seat of mario's omega, and, fucken, all of a sudden the fuckin' cops fuckin' pull us over."

by heehan August 31, 2006

The fuckening

When ur day is going to well and you dont trust it and some shit finally goes down

Ah the Fuckening

When my day is going to good and then something finally goes wrong

Ah the fuckening

by Alto lockemy October 2, 2019

fuckener

a person who fucks things up

shes such a fuckener

by ash doom nerpo October 8, 2022

Fuckening

That horrible feeling you get when you fucked up real bad. Includes, dropped stomach, lump in throat, nausea, chest pains, feeling like you're about to pee yourself, or want to jump off a tall building.

I just accidentally sent a dick pic to the whole company. I'm overcome with the fuckening right now.

Told my mom to fuck off in an argument... The fuckening is hitting me hard.

by Polyester.Specter November 9, 2016

The fuckening

When everything is fine and then out of nowhere, it all goes to shit.

"Hey George, how would you describe 2020?"
"That's an easy one... it was fine and then BOOM! The fuckening."
"Hmm... accurate."

by Ran-demise October 26, 2020

fuckening

The anger induced sex that occurs after an argument or a misunderstanding between two or more beings.
While most often occurring between two lovers, recipients can include, but are not limited to; bf/gf, wife/husband, co-workers, criminals in prison, and various members of the animal kingdom.

"Fuck Off!" She exclaimed. And at that moment the look in his eyes told her the fuckening was about to begin.
The male lion, with his huge mane, stood upon the savana victorious over his older adversary. The lioness, distracted by today's kill, is oblivious to the fuckening she and her fellow lionesses are about to receive.

by figarojames November 4, 2016

Fuckenning

When everyone on the planet turbo blasts their peepii simultaneously and rips a hole in space-time.

All male beings have unloaded their child-matter at once. We have entered The Fuckenning.

by Brownus February 7, 2021