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What I say when I hurt my balls by moving

*pinches balls on accident* Fuck Me!

by Anonymous32194 January 4, 2009

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If someone says 'Fuck me' it means they want you (if man) to put your penis in her vagina and thrust.. Aka sex.

Men: fuck me

by Znyia Rodriguez April 18, 2019

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Fuck me in the asshole

After dinner I want you to fuck me.

by acid shock May 31, 2014

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1) Something you say when you're annoyed

2) Sexual demand

1) "I spilled my beer! Fuck me!!!!!"😑

2) "Fuck me daddy!"

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

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It's people who want to have sex very passionately

"Fuck me baby " said you mamma

by Market handle January 24, 2017

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used when u r beaten. when ur clearly over matched.

dad - go tell ur mom to take u to practice.

jack - oh i get it....fuck me.

by mazimaz July 1, 2008

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For proper FUCK ME instructions...see The Pterodactyl...highly recommended position.

Fuck me pterodactyl style.
Look up The pterodactyl

by fuck me sideways mike ;) April 21, 2005