fruititosis

(noun) 1) to sleep next to, or near, a piece or basket of fruit, 2) to become closer in proximity to fruit during your sleep, 3) a sleep disorder, causing the individual to require fruit to sleep next to in order to enter REM sleep.

My fruititosis is acting up again.
I can't seem to get any sleep. Could it be fruititosis?

by kikel April 11, 2008

FruitWind

Slow gentle puff of expelled ass gas from the anus of a homosexual man, generally quiet and loosely formed due to the excessive stretching of the rectum from too much man on man sex.

When Terrance sat down in the Prius, he made Nevan giggle when he blew a puff of fragrant FruitWind in his general direction.

by CoonTastic May 17, 2015

fruitanizing

When a heterosexual is hanging out with a group of homosexuals out of bi-curiosity.

"Hey man, I saw Joe hanging outside of the gay club last night. I think he's fruitanizing!"

by Toddbo August 4, 2007

fruitiality

Having sex with a fruit whether the penetrator or the penetrated.

Ren:"Fuck mangoes"
Me: I am not into fruitiality
Ren: fuku
Me: Nor incest

by solcanis February 4, 2009

Fruitilicious

When something smells especially fruity and you can't help but take a whiff.

"What's that great smell?"

"Oh, that's the smoothies I'm making."

"They smell absolutely fruitilicious!"

by Bagelriffic November 6, 2013

fruiton torpedoes

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".

"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."

by Telephony March 18, 2020

Fruitsnack

A way to say someone who is gay looks very beautiful.

Devin is such a fruitsnack no homo

by PhatCracker October 1, 2022