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FruitWind 

Slow gentle puff of expelled ass gas from the anus of a homosexual man, generally quiet and loosely formed due to the excessive stretching of the rectum from too much man on man sex.
When Terrance sat down in the Prius, he made Nevan giggle when he blew a puff of fragrant FruitWind in his general direction.
FruitWind by CoonTastic May 17, 2015
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Fruitin' Up 

It pretty much applies when someone or something gets really, really gay.

A phrase coined on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast hosted by "The Man They Call Ghost".
Ghost: Look at all these jerks in the chatroom claiming to be bronies- THEY'RE FRUITIN' UP! LOOK AT THEM!!
Fruitin' Up by Pollos H October 26, 2011

Run by fruiting 

Cousins with the term drive by shooting , In which an individual runs by another pegging them with some sort of fruit
Officer:Can you name the person who did this to you?

Woman:No officer it was a complete run by fruiting! I couldn't see the watermelon got in the way!
Run by fruiting by Mrs.DoubtFire January 15, 2014

fruitginity 

The act of losing your virginity as a homosexual
I, Bob, lost my fruitginity to John today.
fruitginity by Bkylar Srillante August 1, 2011

fruitland park 

small city located in lake county florida. just south of leesburg, and just north of lady lake and the villages. (the villages can be defined as god's gift to hell). the villages is like the world's largest retirement home. fruitland park has a police station, volunteer fire station, 5 churches, a school, and not much else.
think of the smallest town you can. add add 3 birds, 4 cops, 1 pickup and a whole lot of boredom. and that is fruitland park
for you.

drive-by fruiting 

Similar to a drive-by shooting or drive-by, except as a sign of superiority, fruit is thrown because the victim is too afraid to attack the aggressor, and hence is not worthy of a bullet.
MRS DOUBTFIRE: Oh, it was a run by fruiting dear.

Pierce Brosnan: *bemused look*
drive-by fruiting by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Fruitinanny 

A large scale gay/homosexual party or gathering. being festive, cheerful and in a large group.
yeah, my buddy Lee came out the closet, so him and his friends went camping and threw a Fruitinanny.
Fruitinanny by The1pun August 25, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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