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FruitWind 

Slow gentle puff of expelled ass gas from the anus of a homosexual man, generally quiet and loosely formed due to the excessive stretching of the rectum from too much man on man sex.
When Terrance sat down in the Prius, he made Nevan giggle when he blew a puff of fragrant FruitWind in his general direction.
FruitWind by CoonTastic May 17, 2015
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Fruitin' Up 

It pretty much applies when someone or something gets really, really gay.

A phrase coined on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast hosted by "The Man They Call Ghost".
Ghost: Look at all these jerks in the chatroom claiming to be bronies- THEY'RE FRUITIN' UP! LOOK AT THEM!!
Fruitin' Up by Pollos H October 26, 2011

Run by fruiting 

Cousins with the term drive by shooting , In which an individual runs by another pegging them with some sort of fruit
Officer:Can you name the person who did this to you?

Woman:No officer it was a complete run by fruiting! I couldn't see the watermelon got in the way!
Run by fruiting by Mrs.DoubtFire January 15, 2014

fruitginity 

The act of losing your virginity as a homosexual
I, Bob, lost my fruitginity to John today.
fruitginity by Bkylar Srillante August 1, 2011

fruitland park 

small city located in lake county florida. just south of leesburg, and just north of lady lake and the villages. (the villages can be defined as god's gift to hell). the villages is like the world's largest retirement home. fruitland park has a police station, volunteer fire station, 5 churches, a school, and not much else.
think of the smallest town you can. add add 3 birds, 4 cops, 1 pickup and a whole lot of boredom. and that is fruitland park
for you.

drive-by fruiting 

Similar to a drive-by shooting or drive-by, except as a sign of superiority, fruit is thrown because the victim is too afraid to attack the aggressor, and hence is not worthy of a bullet.
MRS DOUBTFIRE: Oh, it was a run by fruiting dear.

Pierce Brosnan: *bemused look*

Fruitinanny 

A large scale gay/homosexual party or gathering. being festive, cheerful and in a large group.
yeah, my buddy Lee came out the closet, so him and his friends went camping and threw a Fruitinanny.
Fruitinanny by The1pun August 25, 2011