Front Ass

When one reaches a level of obesity to the extent that he/she has two asses - a fully functional rear ass as well as a non-functional, for appearances only frontal ass.
The frontal ass is anatomically referenced as the Front Ass. The front ass encompasses the lower abdominal area from the pubic bone to the waist line.

"Jabba's getting rather large That's quite the front ass that she's packing. Although I must say, it does help to balance out her rather generous rear ass."

"Man those stretch pants are screaming bloody murder. Her front ass is putting a hurting on them while at the same time her rear ass appears to making a meal of them."

by snagit December 3, 2009

flouty

very hip, in style. "damn cool" as they say it on the street.

That trout was so flouty!

by SarahClaire November 26, 2007

Floutacious

Floutacious (noun)
Definition: Very beautiful or cute

Becky, you are so Floutacious
I know I am, thank you

by Kevin the cucumber December 4, 2018

Foutican

A universal word for a person that is low in smarts in high in clumsiness.

The foutican tried to pop a wheelie on their bike but instead fell.

by What the boo boo boo ra ra ra May 23, 2020

The Front Bottoms Ex

1) The one ex that everybody has (or is) that wrote incredible amounts of poetry about you/for you, made playlists about you/for you in hopes that you’d cry to the songs in them, and looked like a sad puppy when you left them/they left you even if you were only dating for a few months.

2) The ex that religiously listened to The Front Bottoms after your relationship and completely changed everything about themselves to distance themself from you.

Bro, I am the front bottoms ex.

by V_013 July 29, 2023

Front 242

Belgium based industrial band who coined the phrase EBM. Starting in the early 1980's, Front 242 were very influential in the industrial scene at the time. Later works included the use of techno elements and metal guitar samples.

EBM stands for Electronic Body Music which is another term for industrial dance. Front 242 were the original pioneers of this type of music.

by gothic_hobbbit June 17, 2008

mc frontalot

Forerunner of nerdcore hiphop, independant artist. He is a gangster as he rides his bike without a helmet, commits mail fraud, and steals unlicensed samples.

So i heard tellin ya g to about the back up off me bat.

by en sto December 12, 2003