ranching it

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"

by lalala45677 January 22, 2009

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Fracking

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing April 28, 2012

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two for flinching

A punishment for flinching: Two punches. If the victim flinches again, they'll suffer another two for flinching!

That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!

"You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching!" etc.

by TheLostDude December 10, 2004

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Finching it

Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.

Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: Home. He's Finching it today

by Griff27 August 13, 2017

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Someone that is amazing beyond all comparison. They are typically one of the best friends that you could ask for, always providing help in some way. The term probably originates from somewhere within the northern regions of Earth, but nobody is sure about it's first use.

Person 1: ...and then we ended up splitting.
Person 2: Aw, I'm sorry, man!
Person 1: You're such a Francine.
Person 2: Okay?
Person 1: I *like* it.

by It all adds up May 20, 2009

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