The altogether best person on planet earth. Doesn't take shit, is beautiful, and fun to hang out with
by EllieF February 5, 2022
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Get the Audaces Fortuna Iuvat mug.The act of placing your (male) genitalia on another man's shoulder, usually when he's asleep, and then taking a picture or waking him up, as a prank.
Named after a Star Wars character.
Named after a Star Wars character.
by Sock of Magic May 9, 2023
Get the Bib Fortuna mug.When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.
Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?
Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
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Get the unfortunately, or fortunately. mug.The female mystical being entrusted with fate, as expressed in John Kennedy Toole's "A Confederacy of Dunces."
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Get the fortuna mug.A person who is naturally lucky in life and brings good luck to those around them. Fortunato’s are known for their large penises and confident demeanor. Fortunato’s are also immune to curses and cannot be jinxed.
by Luckyonethirteen November 24, 2021
Get the Fortunato mug.The act of going down on your girlfriend while she is covered from the waist down with bed covers and you, while underneath them, bring her to orgasm. Applicable whether she is on her back or tummy with pillows propping her hips up.
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