blendering

Rendering a picture in your pc with blender, therefore pushing your computer to the absolute max.

Person 1: Hey why is your computer so loud?
Person 2: I'm just blendering, no big deal

Person 1: Dude that's dangerous for the cpu
Person 2: How?

Person 1: The computer sounds like it's gonna explode!

by MyPenJustBroke October 10, 2017

Floundering Meatstick

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.

I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.

by FINNYFINNYVECHI March 10, 2011

Flangering

Fingering - one inserts fingers into a womans private area

The blonde one off of Hollyoaks "have you experienced flangering"

by Mohamijahad February 21, 2006

Blendering

The act of eating and spitting out food while having sex. Creating a blender like environment.

"OH MY GOD! Blendering was so awesome last night! I still have nachos in my hair..."
person 2: "Gross"
camera man: ;)

by TeacherBigRed!;) August 9, 2012

floundering

The act of taking ones hand and placing it in someone else underarm and shaking it as if it was a flounder out of water.

I am floundering my friend.

by Scott17 March 21, 2008

fondering

Pondering about something while fondling yourself.

I just sat around today fondering about what to do tomorrow.

by chaingrabber January 10, 2015

private blendering

Where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.

Employee 1: "Our boss is so annoying, I would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him"

Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"

by NJDlover30 April 11, 2009