Flabber

(Noun) an incredibly obvious lie or overexaggeration

(Verb) to lie or overexaggerate very obviously

We all knew John was spewing flabber when he told us he had dinner with the Pope and Beyoncé.

by Gibbons October 18, 2016

Flabber-Gassed-It

When somebody is so startled or frightened that they crack a rip in their jeans. They jump so hard that they pass gas loudly and/or often times shit them self uncontrollably.

Did you guys see jimmy in class today? Amy smacked his ass and he flabber-gassed-it all over the back row during a silent study.

by Yo mama and them April 4, 2022

flabbers

Flabbers are a thing in your mouth that release gas to defend yourself.

Dude are your flabbers gasted?

No

You should go see a doctor

by Crazy Canadian October 15, 2022

Flabber

The thing that most SJW's posses along with bright pink hair with grain mixed in

The SJW had some real flabber.

by fl1nch March 18, 2018

Flabber cake

Someone who is not fat but is a goat... A dominant Alpha or Beta male/female

Fuck you flabber cake

by Super motet November 28, 2020

Flabbered

The word flabbered orginated as AAVE on black twitter in 2017, it means surprised or shook. Though not commonly used anymore its arose on tiktok as a second rebirth.

Her makeup so good... Im flabbered. Periodt

by Shaneisha August 31, 2020

flabber-dik

when your sexual partner(s) has extra skin on their dik and it flaps in the wind.

Gorge has a flabber-dik

by ryan ross is dad August 4, 2018