Ryan Fitzgerald

That kid who is always a lebron fan and he is the only one that thinks he da goat

lebron fans a refered to a ryan fitzgeralds

by Lebronfan123 October 15, 2020

Max Fitzgerald

someone who is obsessed with men’s assholes. he pretends he isn’t by saying other people like them.

max fitzgerald:

max: jake you love lennex’s asshole
jake: why do you always bring it up
max: you r gay

by annefrank_ishot November 20, 2019

Scott Fitzgerald

What REAL fans call the writer. (Frances) Scott Fitzgerald would certainly have not gone around calling himself F. Scott. He was a writer who had it all: class, charm, genius and alcohol dependence. He loved the bottle, but by god, that's no crime. Scott Fitzgerald helped Hemingway get published with Charles Scribner and Sons, a fact people often overlook. In return, Hemingway treated him like a douche. Scott Fitzgerald is the original rock star writer, making as much as 3,000 dollars for a short story to the Saturday Evening Post (This is in the twenties mind you, so imagine the equivalence in today's economy). He wrote hard, drank harder, and died tragically at forty four in Hollywood.

Tom: "Have you read The Great Gatsby? Scott Fitzgerald sure can write."

Jay: "Yes, I have old sport, but it's no This Side of Paradise
That book was the tits.

Ex.
Guy: "Hemingway is god!"

Girl: "Yes, but he's no Scott Fitzgerald."

by CharlesDarby December 17, 2011

Drew Fitzgerald

Released the LEGENDARY single entitled "Fidget Spinners" Which has almost 3,000,000,000 views on Youtube. Aswell, has released his debut album "Iconic" which is 10x DIAMOND and outsold all your faves (except Beyonce). He has 276 Grammys, and has won 6 Nobel peace prizes. Drew Fitzgerald is a Legend that outsold all your flop faves. If you dont know him, search him up on youtube and download his album on ITunes, Spotify and/or Apple Music!

OH MY GOD TURN IT UP! ITS DREW FITZGERALD'S HIT SONG FIDGET SPINNERS!!

by drewsbiggestfan1 February 19, 2018

Penny Fitzgerald

The character from a CN Real show called The Amazing World of Gumball that emerged from her shell. Many people were offended when she came out of her shell.

Penny Fitzgerald looked so much better as a peanut in her shell.

by Nadiacloud June 22, 2020

Fitzgerald Scale

A scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. The Fitzgerald Scale is divided into ten subunits, called 'Geralds'. Each Gerald is in turn divided into ten Subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. One Gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten Gerald situation would be a scarring event.

Man, the atmosphere of that party was off the Fitzgerald scale when we decided to leave

by Reality 2.0 October 20, 2011

The Great Fitzgerald

Hosting an elaborate event with the intent of inviting someone over with which to preform anal sex.

"Hey, do you know why Jay was hosting such an ostentatious awkward dinner party last Wednesday night?"
"I think he was trying to pull The Great Fitzgerald."

by ranciddl December 9, 2022