felted

(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.

Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.

by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010

Jackson Felt

MY future baby daddy and husband.

Abbi:Jackson felt Is hot.
Me:Stfu he’s mine.
Abbi:chill I want chase anyway.

by @evefyfe on TikTok follow meee April 30, 2020

The Ole' Felati-Steal

Two Kleptomaniacs that always work in pairs, not only deriving a thrill from their ill-gotten goods, but also performing oral sex upon one another before fleeing the scene.

Person 1: ''Adam and Nicky just got shit canned because of their constant thieving and pole smoking antics....''


Person 2: ''Ah, the ole' Felati-Steal you say...''

by fear the factory April 9, 2009

I Felta Thi

Hypothetical fraternity one joins after having been "sworn in" with a good night of drinking and romance.

Look! Bob's been un-dweebed! He finally made it to I Felta Thi!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

tom felton

Tom Felton is super sexy and plays Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movie series.

example: Did you see Tom felton being fine at the premiere last night?

by MakeuLala38 November 9, 2005

Feldered

To have ones head farted on in epic and hilarious fashion.

That was hilarious. Dude, he farted on your head so hard he almost crapped. You got so Feldered.

by eflatus September 18, 2009

tom felton

tom felton is the most sexiest man alive

sexiest man alive : tom felton

by ialwaysspeakthetrutg February 7, 2021