A faux socialist; one who professes to follow socialist principles, but in fact opposes or undermines them at every turn. Tony Blair's "New Labour" in the UK is a well-known example.
Tony Blair took the socialist Labour Party in a new direction in 1997, creating the fauxcialist and neoliberal "New Labour".
by Cottleston Pie June 3, 2011
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When someone says something completely retarded and/or stupid and then tries to pass off the statement as being sarcastic, only making them seem even more stupid. Can also be used to mask ignorance/faggotry.
It can be hard to distinguish from actual sarcasm, a good way to tell is if the statement was even remotely funny to begin with, or just plain insensetive.
When someone says something completely retarded and/or stupid and then tries to pass off the statement as being sarcastic, only making them seem even more stupid. Can also be used to mask ignorance/faggotry.
It can be hard to distinguish from actual sarcasm, a good way to tell is if the statement was even remotely funny to begin with, or just plain insensetive.
A: I think 'twin days' at school are just stupid. I think the administration just wants to promote conformity and have everyone be the same.
B: Well, I always I thought it was just a way to spice up school life for a day. It's better than nothing.
A: Yeah, I was, uh.. I was being sarcastic.
B: That there is some pretty straight-up fauxcasm.
C: You did pretty terrible on that Science test, bro. 45%, are you retarded? I mean seriously. How could you have possible failed when the class average was 90%. Dumb shit.
D: Fuck you, my grandma died last night after a week in the hospital with brain cancer, I didn't have enough time to study. What with visiting her in her last few days and all. She didn't even recognize me! *cries*
C: I was being sarcastic.
D: Fuck you and your fauxcasm.
B: Well, I always I thought it was just a way to spice up school life for a day. It's better than nothing.
A: Yeah, I was, uh.. I was being sarcastic.
B: That there is some pretty straight-up fauxcasm.
C: You did pretty terrible on that Science test, bro. 45%, are you retarded? I mean seriously. How could you have possible failed when the class average was 90%. Dumb shit.
D: Fuck you, my grandma died last night after a week in the hospital with brain cancer, I didn't have enough time to study. What with visiting her in her last few days and all. She didn't even recognize me! *cries*
C: I was being sarcastic.
D: Fuck you and your fauxcasm.
by kikiri May 21, 2009
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The act of pretending to be involved in a socialist community for personal reasons that have nothing to do with the people who are actually involved. i.e. to alleviate guilt, or to get that socio-hippie-freak lover to complete the collection.
Tamera: "I thought he was really fantastic, until I realized he really didn't care about us at all."
Dawn: "Yeah, I had him pegged as being into fauxcialism from the beginning. I hope the sex was good for you."
Dawn: "Yeah, I had him pegged as being into fauxcialism from the beginning. I hope the sex was good for you."
by sociallyaware June 1, 2011
Get the fauxcialism mug.False condolences; condolences offered by one swept away by others offering condolences without truly knowing the tragedy; condolences offered in ridicule.
"My condolences on the loss of your cupcake"
"Shut up with your fauxdolences, you ate it!"
"Fauxdolences on your loss of the Peterman account. I understand you fell asleep during the meeting?"
"Yeah, I was up all night Kirlinbooking."
"Tough break, now I get a go at it."
"Shut up with your fauxdolences, you ate it!"
"Fauxdolences on your loss of the Peterman account. I understand you fell asleep during the meeting?"
"Yeah, I was up all night Kirlinbooking."
"Tough break, now I get a go at it."
by ericasisland February 18, 2013
Get the Fauxdolences mug.A fauxception is when someone fronts a fake perception of themselves to their friends/the Internet world to make themselves seem like a different person than they really are.
Jimmy acts like he's really into playing baseball, but it's just a fauxception. He hasn't actually played in years.
Brittany parties every night, and fails her classes, but fauxcepts that she's a diligent student with straight A's.
Brittany parties every night, and fails her classes, but fauxcepts that she's a diligent student with straight A's.
by juliedabber February 11, 2015
Get the fauxception mug.A jacket that you think has pockets but when you go to put your hands in them you realize they are fake. They are just little slits that look like pockets.
Mimi tried to put her hand in Katelyn's jacket pocket only to realize it was a fauxcket
My hands were really cold so i tried putting the in my fauxcket, but it didn't work
His tux jacket had a fauxcket
My hands were really cold so i tried putting the in my fauxcket, but it didn't work
His tux jacket had a fauxcket
by mahsita69 December 23, 2009
Get the fauxcket mug.When you feel the vibration of your cell phone, but it is not vibrating (or you are not even carrying your phone).
"I reached in my pocket to answer my phone, but then I remembered I left it at home. It was just a fauxcellarm."
by DudeAbides October 27, 2007
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