fauxcket

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A jacket that you think has pockets but when you go to put your hands in them you realize they are fake. They are just little slits that look like pockets.

Mimi tried to put her hand in Katelyn's jacket pocket only to realize it was a fauxcket

My hands were really cold so i tried putting the in my fauxcket, but it didn't work

His tux jacket had a fauxcket

fauxcket by mahsita69 December 23, 2009

Words you can keep

fauxcetious

1) Insincerely treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; ironic flippancy.

2) Being facetious with a smug sense of irony.

It's meta.

Everybody thought Bob was being facetious when he said that he wanted to commit genocide, but he was actually being fauxcetious.

fauxcetious by [zero]Sum August 7, 2011

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