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frappucinophobia

When you go into a coffee shop and are scared shitless when the indie-rocker barrista is eyeing you down and you can't decide what you want because there are way too many options.
"Hey man, what kind of coffee did you get? I got an Americano"

"I got scared and just ordered a scone. I had some really bad frappucinophobia."
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Flappucino 

The female version of "tea bagging" where instead of the male dipping his balls in her mouth, she squats over him and gives him a face full of her flaps.
She sat on his face and gave him a taste of her 'Flappucino'.

lefty cappuccino 

When your boyfriend cums in your mouth and you roll it around in your mouth till it's foamy and you follow the next few steps. Once the foam is ready you make a fist with your left hand and spit the cum between your thumb and index finger and slide your fist back over his cock. Thusly leaving a nice whipped topping on the head of his dick.
I knew she was the one when she gave me a lefty cappuccino.
lefty cappuccino by 3rdrider November 12, 2011

Cupertino Cappuccino 

When someone uses a Mac in starbucks. Many people have made this a cliche. This stereotype has made some Mac users want to destroy starbucks. The most common pair is a MacBook with a caramel cappuccino.
John: I HATE Cupertino Cappuccinos.
Steve: Why?
John: Starbucks tastes too gross for a Mac to be within 10 feet of it.

Mocha Frappuccino 

When a man is fucking a black woman and cums inside of her, then continues to fuck her until the combination of semen and female love juices becomes a frothing foam.
I fucked this black chick last night for so long that I made a Mocha Frappuccino.
Mocha Frappuccino by raichupal5 January 11, 2013

pussy cappuccino 

The frothed ejaculate created inside a vagina when penetration continues after ejaculation, causing the ejaculate to acquire a foamy texture that resembles frothed milk - as in a cappuccino.
Brad Pitt kept plowing Angelina Jolie after he blew a huge load in her tight pink pussy. By the time he pulled out, his frothy man-ranch had made her vagina look like a pussy cappuccino.

happuccino 

A frothy coffee with a smiley face drawn in the sprinkled chocolate powder
Alice always attacked Mummy’s coffee to make a happuccino
happuccino by Limbic Candy April 14, 2020