Fagmatic

A gay rap group consisting of Skkkeet3r, JewFro, and lil Nicca

Fagmatic is the rap group of all time

by J4K3_ December 18, 2022

Fapmachine

A man that won't leave his room. He is constantly fapping off like a machine. 24/7, same motion, same time per ejaculation. A FAPMACHINE.

Wow John's such a fapmachine, he won't even come to play some Warcraft.

by Jl333 March 7, 2009

fagmatron

Basically someone who is submitting to the act of douche-ism, or jun-like symptoms. Being a real fag (no homo)

Person #1: Man, you're being a real fagmatron right now, stop being a lil douche.

Person #2: I can't help it, I like rubbing my nipples!

by steveurkelitis April 2, 2009

fapman

A fapman is a guy who vigorously, and frequently faps. Their dick is usually sore from excessive fapping and as a result their dick doesn't fit well with ladies. A fapman will also enjoy beastiality with passing livestock, such as pigs, if he sees one while driving when they become tired of fapping

"That guy is such a fapman"
"yeah you see that dead pig, bet you he raped it"
"yeah bet you he killed it because he didn't want it to squeal"

by Sr.Ridiculously winning October 10, 2013

Fapatience

The amazingly large amount of time one wastes waiting for porn to load.

"My mom says I have no patience, please. My Internet is 8 KB

per second... It takes me 20 min to load a 5 min porno. I have Fapatience!!"

by Gbman33 September 29, 2012

Faptation

The person or persons that rotate in your mind when you masturbate

Jane is so hot i m going to add her to my Faptation.

by Are ehm jay January 9, 2015

fapatapasad

Fapatapasad is a word describing the awkward silence following a quick save from a socially awkward situation. Usually when the person speaking realizes midsentence that what they are about to say is inappropriate, and immediately ceases to speak, creating an awkward silence.

"Dude, your sister is so..."
"What?"
"Nevermind." *Fapatapasad

by Craig Gordon September 20, 2006