Failgasm

A term given to the type of orgasm reached by very little to no sexual contact whatsoever. This term cannot be used against Virgins.

Girl 1: "What about that guy you hooked up with last night?"

Girl 2: "I got him upstairs and he had a Failgasm before i'd even touched him!"

by Old Long Johnson October 5, 2009

Failgasm

1. When the sperm turn around and swim back the other way.

2. Epic Fail.

1. See Not Safe For Work comic: "A Family Outing"

2. "Oh wow this song is giving me an eargasm! And the other day I saw this great pair of shoes... it was like a shoegasm and an eyegasm at the same time!" - Sally
"Haha, you know you can't just put ~gasm onto the end of everything..." - Ian
"Failgasm!" - Ben

by q(^0^)p April 13, 2008

failassay

A failassay is an assay that ALWAYS fails.

"so did your assay fail?"
"Yup... I always does!"
"good ol' failassay... it's always there for you"

by Advantagium December 17, 2009

Failistory

When you've done something that's such an epic fail, it will go down in History...Failistory.

Oh man game over on Super Mario level 1....that'll go down in Failistory.

by Cherry Chainsaw January 7, 2010

failcasm

a failed attempt at sarcasm

Speaker one: btw that was sarcasm
Speaker two: it's not sarcasm if you have to tell someone then it's failcasm
Speaker two: pwned

by M!d3v1 ^ n!757!k3 February 15, 2010

FAILgasm

1. n. Those extremely annoying people who get too much joy out of yelling ''FAIL!'' at any occurence of a mistake around them. Usually when it is unnecessary

(Guy 1 trips and falls)
Guy 2: FAIL! AHAHHA
Guy 3: Dont have a FAILgasm dude

by Whinston masterfield III February 2, 2010

Failtastic

When Something Something Is Spectacularly Failing

Guy 1: Hey I Just Got A Xbox 360
Guy 2: Cool! Lets Go Play It!
Guy 1: We Cant Its Got The Red Ring Of Death
Guy 2: Failtastic -_-

by Th3b3st October 14, 2009