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Facejack

Verb: To comment to a Facebook post, status message, or other item in a direction unrelated or contrary to the original poster's thoughts or purpose. (By extension from blogjack; see hijack.)
She Facejacked the comments on his profile pic into a critique of his serial dating habits.

"Sorry to Facejack your post, but I *hate* that phrase!"
by jhv August 12, 2009
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facebicker

I just wanted to check my facebook notifications, but somehow I started to facebicker with someone and I've been online for an hour now.
by troyklapperich February 1, 2017
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facebickerer

A person who is always arguing about things on facebook, similar to a troll
Just ignore that guy, he's known to be a facebickerer
by troyklapperich February 1, 2017
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FaceFucker

A rude ASSHOLE who is always on Facebook.
Emma is on her phone 24/7, what a FaceFucker
by Districts urchin November 19, 2019
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facefucker

another word that can replace any of the following; cocksucker,motherfucker,donkeypuncher,or fuck you you fucking fuck, or another way to say fuck
your boss tells you your fired and you reply by calling him a face fucker, or just now like i did by slamming my head into the computer stand aloudly i remarked "facefucker"
by " SOPAH" March 25, 2010
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Facebalker

1) A term reffering to someone who uses Facebook to stalk others (noun) can also be used as an adjective (Your a Facebalker) or a verb (Im gonna do some Facebalking)

2) A person who throws up on other people's faces, also a verb of the act of throwing up on someones face (I just got facebalked on!)
"Be careful what you put, that Zane is a FACEBALKER"
"Hey I hear Cindy broke up with Matt... I might go Facebalk her now"

"ahhh man I jsut facebalked someone, she aint gonna bang me now :/"
"Dude you facebalked her?!?!?! oucchh!! man, good luck banging ANYONE when they find out your a FACEBALKER :P"
by Chocolateaddict July 24, 2009
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Facejack

To take the subject of some ones status and divert it onto a completely different subject.
Mathew Has Survived The Onslaught Of The Armada That Is Coursework!

Joe Honess at 13:31 05 December via Facebook Mobile
played. Remember to send me your courseworks for next year!

Mike Kent at 13:35 on 05 December
Hi joe mate, hows it going?

Joe Honess at 13:37 05 December via Facebook Mobile
oh hi mate, not so bad just been to morrisons going back to work now, what you up to?

Mike Kent at 13:37 on 05 December
Nothing much like, just chilling at the flat like. What did you get from Morrisons?

Joe Honess at 13:39 05 December via Facebook Mobile
Cool sounds good mate. I got sausages, peas and some brown bread, gonna make a nice sausage and mash later! Nice facejack there Kent.
by PiGH December 16, 2008
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