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facebalking

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.
"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"
by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007
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facepalmingly

Adjective form of the progressive verb facepalming (the act of raising one or both hands to your face when something stupid happens). When something is really frustrating and stupid and you end up realising it's facepalmingly stupid.
Michael Gove's education reforms are facepalmingly stupid.
by Nonflyingfarang September 10, 2013
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Facewanking

Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.
1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.

2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.
by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010
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Facejacking

v. To go on another person's social networking profile that has been left on the computer because the victim is away.
Jimmy left his Facebook on, I'm totally facejacking him!
by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010
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facepalming

Like, embarrassing, etc., but with a facepalm, too.

Obviously.
OMFG, this is facepalming!
by khalyd January 22, 2011
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conspicuous facebooking

When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.
Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"

Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.

Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!

Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?
by WCvolv April 3, 2010
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Investigative Facebooking

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011
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