Facejack

To masturbate to someone's uploaded pictures on facebook

i was so horny that i looked up emily on facebook and facejacked until 1 am

by jackoffasaurous Rex June 25, 2010

Facejack

The act of hijacking a friend's Facebook wall.

The dude facejacked my wall the other day with mother jokes.

by Jack Rabbit Flats January 5, 2010

Facejack

Verb: To comment to a Facebook post, status message, or other item in a direction unrelated or contrary to the original poster's thoughts or purpose. (By extension from blogjack; see hijack.)

She Facejacked the comments on his profile pic into a critique of his serial dating habits.

"Sorry to Facejack your post, but I *hate* that phrase!"

by jhv August 12, 2009

Facejack

To take the subject of some ones status and divert it onto a completely different subject.

Mathew Has Survived The Onslaught Of The Armada That Is Coursework!

Joe Honess at 13:31 05 December via Facebook Mobile
played. Remember to send me your courseworks for next year!

Mike Kent at 13:35 on 05 December
Hi joe mate, hows it going?

Joe Honess at 13:37 05 December via Facebook Mobile
oh hi mate, not so bad just been to morrisons going back to work now, what you up to?

Mike Kent at 13:37 on 05 December
Nothing much like, just chilling at the flat like. What did you get from Morrisons?

Joe Honess at 13:39 05 December via Facebook Mobile
Cool sounds good mate. I got sausages, peas and some brown bread, gonna make a nice sausage and mash later! Nice facejack there Kent.

by PiGH December 16, 2008

Facejack

To go through a friends friend list on facebook and jack friends from them. Identical to Spacejacking on Myspace, only on facebook.

Man, Emily's got some hot friends. I'm gonna have to facejack a few of them.

by ODUB October 20, 2009

Facejacking

v. To go on another person's social networking profile that has been left on the computer because the victim is away.

Jimmy left his Facebook on, I'm totally facejacking him!

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

Facejacked

To have your Facebook commandeered by a close friend (or foe) for their enjoyment.

Dude Kevin's status says he loves dick" "Yeah, he forgot to log off and got Facejacked

by Dr.Wurd November 2, 2010