Fwap

The act of pulling out your pecker and letting it collide with any surface whilst emitting a mild thumping noise

That sumbitch over there has a perfect forehead to fwap my schlong on. Do you think she would like it?

by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

Fwappage

Male masturbation: from the root verb fwap (onomatapoeic). Derived from the Old English "fwappen", cog. with Old Dutch "vrappen", "to knock" (cf. English "rap" as in "rappping one's knuckles").

Did you see Baywatch last night? That
bit with the slo-mo jubblies induced some serious fwappage, I can tell you!

by me June 3, 2004

fasp

A combination of "fucking" and "gasp". Often used when you mean to type "gasp" but type "fasp" instead. But now it can be used to magnify your gasp with profanity! Everyone wins!

Melissa: Yesterday I caught my boyfriend, alone, in Baby Gap!
Amber: FASP!
Melissa: Don't you mean gasp?
Amber: Hell no.

by TWJerricaS August 9, 2009

Fwap

The act of hitting someone in the face with your penis. Derived from the sound it makes.

Woman: I won't be able to make it to your party tonight.
Man: *FWAP*
Woman:I do belive you hit me with your penis.
Man: Yes, I do belive I did.

by Ninja Fight September 26, 2006

Fwashawa

Anything. A describing word that goes with any sentence.(Fwashawaing, Fwashawer, fawashawaly). It can fill in any space. Adj, noun, verb, adv, etc

I was fwashawaing to the park when I saw this fwashawa boy. He was so fockerin secksy, in a fwashawa sort of way.

by RainbowFlavoredSoprano October 13, 2009

fwappa

The sound produced when u smack a bitch in the face with your penis. Usually after receiving oral sex.

Bob fwapped Sally after he jizzed all over her face.

by fire dog July 3, 2004

Fwapper

adj. Slang term for someone who masturbates (Usually describing a man.)

The word is almost interchangable with 'Wanker.' - Though it is not considered to be as offensive. Use of the word is widespread on www.b3ta.com and may have originated there.

"I must confess that I am an absolute fwapper."

"There's nothing like a good fwap in the morning!"

by The Fwapper December 14, 2008