fasp

A combination of "fucking" and "gasp". Often used when you mean to type "gasp" but type "fasp" instead. But now it can be used to magnify your gasp with profanity! Everyone wins!

Melissa: Yesterday I caught my boyfriend, alone, in Baby Gap!
Amber: FASP!
Melissa: Don't you mean gasp?
Amber: Hell no.

by TWJerricaS August 9, 2009

FASP

Fuck. Ass. Shit. Pussy.

"Bro, did you see what Jonah said on his story?"

"Yeah, that was some FASP type shit."

by Robbie17 April 24, 2019

Fasp

When u type so fast that it turns out all blah and isn't what it was supposed to be. Meant to be Gasp, but mistyped.

Similiar to *

AIM Chat.

Dude: Omg yesterday I was hanging out with Sarah, and she TOTALYL was hitting on me.
Girl: Haha, Fasp.
Dude: Yeah i know. xP.

by Hobbez October 8, 2008

Fasp

The wind you pass as you get flabberghasted by something whilst pleasuring yourself. A beautiful symphony of fapping, gasping and farting.

"Mother!" he fasped gently, as she moved towards him, her chest rising and falling like an empire, "How did you get the key to my room?!"

by happyhappyseal May 14, 2019

fasp

abbreviation for fuck and suck pussy, it’s self explanatory 🥴

guy 1: imma fasp tonight 🤩
guy 2: good luck don’t have too much fun 😛

by bussyshart February 9, 2021

faspa

A Low German (Plautdietsch) word still used by Mennonites to refer to a light lunch after church, with friends and family members present. The meal will almost always be composed of buns (or the traditional zwieback, which are basically rich buns that kind of look like boobs or matryoshka dolls) and a variety of cheeses, cold cuts, pickles and jams. Everything is cold because there isn't time after church to prepare a hot meal. The kids will stuff their faces and pockets with food, then run outside to play games, while the adults will stand around the table and talk about the sermon for a minute before the conversation devolves into joking around and making fun of Grandpa Abe for his explosive farting.

Hey, that was a great sermon, homie. Let's go home with our 3000 cousins for some faspa, eh?

by PastaLass February 25, 2017

Faspa

A low-German word still used by English speaking Mennonites, which means a mid afternoon lunch. For some reason it’s only possible after Sunday church, with a shit ton of buns, cheese, pickles, and lunch meat. Don’t even think about inviting friends, this is for family uncles aunts and cousins ONLY, so this is why we marry our cousins - because Faspa.

John: “Hi cuz, I couldn’t stop thinking about you…”
Esther: “shhh, it’s memory verse time. Save it for after Faspa at grandmas house”

by T&K t October 31, 2021