FWASP

Fricker with a small penis

A common oxymoron: FWASP

"Like a tragic comedy, or something clearly confused, there goes the mighty FWASP!"

by The consortium of unsatisfied February 3, 2009

faspa

A Low German (Plautdietsch) word still used by Mennonites to refer to a light lunch after church, with friends and family members present. The meal will almost always be composed of buns (or the traditional zwieback, which are basically rich buns that kind of look like boobs or matryoshka dolls) and a variety of cheeses, cold cuts, pickles and jams. Everything is cold because there isn't time after church to prepare a hot meal. The kids will stuff their faces and pockets with food, then run outside to play games, while the adults will stand around the table and talk about the sermon for a minute before the conversation devolves into joking around and making fun of Grandpa Abe for his explosive farting.

Hey, that was a great sermon, homie. Let's go home with our 3000 cousins for some faspa, eh?

by PastaLass February 25, 2017

Fwasian

A fake white Asian.

The white spouse of an Asian pretending like they know everything about Asians.

Husband: I use chopsticks so well. Ni hao ma?
Wife: -headdesk- Honey, you're such a fwasian.

by Aznknowitall August 16, 2009

Fwamp

Fu-womp (as in swamp) (verb) The act of pooping in the approximate amount of time it would take one to pee. Getting just enough poop out to hold one over until one has ample time to get settled into a more private and comfortable poop recepticle, bathroom, shithouse, john, throne...you get the idea...or toilet.

Usually performed in situations such as new relationships while at future in-laws', in the midst of mixed company having dinner, or when in a rush for work to make it on time but not having to hold it the entire commute.

Person 1: "Dude, we only got 3 minutes 'til class and I really gotta poop!"
Person 2: "Just go Fwamp."
Person 1: "Great idea! I'm so glad this word exists!!!"

by Matt, Chris, and the one and only Mr. Fwamp December 9, 2008

Fwap

1. Describes almost accuratly the sound that wanking off makes.
2. the motion your arm makes when wanking off.

Mike: *FWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAP*

by B to the R July 4, 2003

fwasted

Fucking wasted. When you're beyond drunk.

I am so fwasted right now.

by G-Fresh March 19, 2005

fwapper

adj. Slang term for someone who masturbates (Usually describing a man.)

The word is almost interchangable with 'Wanker.' - Though it is generally not considered to be as offensive.

"I must confess that I am an absolute fwapper."

"There's nothing like a good fwap in the morning!"

by Fwapper December 13, 2008