Fornicate Under Consent of the King

Otherwise abbreviated to spell "fuck"

Baby, I think we're ready to move our relationship to the next level, and we can Fornicate Under Consent of the King

by TheLoneCommando117 October 21, 2017

fornicate the pooch

Fucking the dog

I gota stay home today and fornicate the pooch.

by Bonehead April 8, 2003

fornicate wenches acquire currency

Translation of "fuck bitches get money" to back in the day with like George Washington and shit

Man 1: Man what time is it
Man 2: You know what time it is
Man 1: Naw like for real tho
Man 3 outta nowhere: Time to fornicate wenches acquire currency nigga
Man 1: Nigga you white

by rocko caine January 1, 2017

Not here to fornicate with arachnids

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

by Kiz... December 25, 2020

self-fornicate

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

by gonzobrains April 19, 2018

I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate

I really don't think I'd like to do that.

Would you like to watch dancing with the stars? "I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate"

by Quackers12345 December 12, 2010

kindly go fornicate with a cactus

an elaborate and/or fancy way to tell someone to fuck a cactus

person: Han didn't shoot first
you: kindly go fornicate with a cactus

by randomweirdoontheinternet May 29, 2019