by I luv figging July 11, 2018

short form of "figures"
a single word expression meant for commenting on a regular occurance, or behavior that is so predictable it's getting funny and/or exasperating.
a single word expression meant for commenting on a regular occurance, or behavior that is so predictable it's getting funny and/or exasperating.
my mom: I just heard on the news that Britney Spears is pregnant again.
Me: FIGS!
my boyfriend: Wanna do it?
Me: FIIIIIGS!!!!
Me: i'm hungry.... figs.
Me: FIGS!
my boyfriend: Wanna do it?
Me: FIIIIIGS!!!!
Me: i'm hungry.... figs.
by CCAA VIP 07 December 14, 2008

by big ang May 3, 2005

v.
not the fruit, but an interjection, noun, or verb depending on the way it is said.
a nicer form of the commonly over-used curseword "fuck"
this word evolved due to a couple of strict parental units who will not let their child (me) utter the curse word "fucking"
although "fuck" can also be interpreted as a sexual action or verb, fig is not and has saved me from being misinterpreted many times.
not the fruit, but an interjection, noun, or verb depending on the way it is said.
a nicer form of the commonly over-used curseword "fuck"
this word evolved due to a couple of strict parental units who will not let their child (me) utter the curse word "fucking"
although "fuck" can also be interpreted as a sexual action or verb, fig is not and has saved me from being misinterpreted many times.
by Melissa Powers December 2, 2003

by knottafig March 22, 2009

Chris: You know Jessica, right? The girl I've been dating for a while? She broke up with me yesterday.
Terry: I can't believe she would do that to you, dude, that girl is such a fig.
Terry: I can't believe she would do that to you, dude, that girl is such a fig.
by FrottyPebbles July 11, 2017

by Jawsonsallupinhere June 15, 2011
