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A drink order that includes two traditional Chicago drinks (each oh which is sold almost exclusively in Chicago), a shot of malört and an Old Style beer.
My friends are visiting from out of town and I want them to get the real Chicago experience so I'm buying them a round of Chicago Handshakes!
by Mizami October 8, 2018
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Guy 1: Hey want a shot of Fireball? (hands Guy 2 a shot)
Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?!
Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked!
Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!
Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?!
Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked!
Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!
by Mizami October 8, 2018
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