excellent

NOT so excellent when said sarcastically. Used in a derogatory manner to mean exactly the opposite of its true meaning. Said when a complete SNAFU occurs and usually inflected upwards at the end so that instead of saying the "EX" with more force, you gradually increase the pitch and distress in your voice as you follow through the word. Delivery of "excellent" is an art form mastered by the most sarcastic individuals who have experienced far too many fuck-ups. A cluster fuck expression.

Max: "Remember I told you we won the lottery, well, I took the ticket in and found out that I had a ticket from LAST MONTH'S draw, I felt like a total stooge. Sorry dude, we actually didn't win that $6 MILLION."

Scott: "Excellent!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Excellence

The perfect name for a baby.

Excellence is the most precious thing I've ever seen!

by Jumpingpony August 23, 2011

excellent

Excellent, or Phat may refer to someone who might be classified as obese. Excellent people are usually close minded people to whom you can never explain anything due to many layers of fat in the skull tissue. People who are classified as excellent are usually at risk of heart attack, immobility, and brain damage. Excellency is listed by the WHO (World Health Organization) as a condition, common in 3rd world countries such as Northern Africa and south east Asia. It is a leading cause for infant mortality among women, leading them to only bearing one child. Being one of the worst conditions that ravaged the 3rd world, it is holding it back from coming out of the dark ages into the modern era.

Her excellency may prevent her from having offspring in the future.

Daliyeh has only one child due to being excellent in her childhood.

by PreservationOfAmericanHeritage August 20, 2021

Exceller

Exceller is known as a Sexy Beast of a Creature...........No other explanation needed

Wow, That kid is a Sexy Beast of a Creature! He must be an Exceller!

by Exceller February 27, 2017

Excellentfulness

Beyond Most excellent.

Excellentfulness just drips from that carpenter's hands.

by Brumleyprunk June 30, 2022

Excellent

Excellent is a word commonly used on the xbox live server by the users "Rushlow" and "BIG BAD TREKKIE"

Yo, Sean! I just owned that guy! Excellent.

by John December 13, 2004

excellent

A point of inebriation where one is neither no longer drunk, but so far gone that one becomes a total party animal and paranoid at the same time.

Boy 1: "Hey, where's Matt?"
Girl 1: "Oh, he's outside and quite excellent right now"
Matt: "Yo! You talking shit about me?"
Boy 1: "No..."
Matt: "Oh okay....you excellent yet? Get excellent!"

by excellentbigBro October 25, 2011