ebaysturbate

The act of spending time browsing online auctions, often with no intention of actually bidding.

Bettie's staying home tonight. She just wants to ebaysturbate.

by HHWB May 25, 2011

easterbater

someone who masterbates on easter sunday

ryan--"dude i hella masterbated last night" danny--"bro last night was easter sunday...you easterbater"

by B_Kizzle March 22, 2007

exasterbate

Used in place of exacerbate for comedic purposes.

Dude, everthing went wrong, we totally exasterbated all night long.

by perduettrouve January 17, 2009

Exasturbated

When you’ve made things worse for yourself BUT you feel better temporarily

I really exasturbated things by flipping off my boss

by crakerbakers September 28, 2023

Emasturbate

Masturbating using the internet

Damn I just Emasturbated today and it felt so good.

She likes to emasturbate.

by Happydays1641 March 2, 2011

Exasturbator

(Noun, personal, descriptive) Some jerk-off who is so annoying and frustrating as to be an exasturbator.

My unfunny jokes and time-wasting at work got me labeled an exasturbator.

by AveryJuanZacritic March 13, 2020

easterbate

To masturbate on easter

My family went to church this morning so I was able to easterbate with out interruptions

by olderpervefrog October 14, 2015