Gamer's Dream

This is where a guy is playing a computer game, while being sucked off by a girl or guy.

Yo dude, my girlfriend gave me a gamer's dream under my computer desk while playing WoW last night!

by Zanakh February 9, 2009

carpenter's dream

Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia

Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"

by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 3, 2003

carpenter's dream

A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.

Paula is a carpenter's dream!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Carpenter's dream

A girl who's as flat as a board and has a wooden personality, but she's easy to nail.

I can't find a date for Saturday night, so I'll just ask out my neighbor - she's a carpenter's dream.

by rasta21 July 17, 2013

(Girl) Carpenter's Dream

Stiff as a board, and won't split when you screw.

First coined by Ms. J. Feasley in 2003.

Brad called the next day, a "(Girl) Carpenter's Dream"!

by wormwood & haze June 16, 2010

A Midsummer Night's Dream

When a man sneaks into a womans room and eats her out in her sleep. He then leaves without any gratification of his own, other than the thrill of being a pervert.

Guy1: "dude I gave the cheerleading captain A Midsummer Night's Dream"

Guy2: "How was it?"

Guy1: "I think she was on her period."

Guy2: "NICE!!!"

by extrmealpnst September 29, 2009

Barbie's Dream house

The process of hiring a prostitute/good friend, who then must twist the heads off a variety of "Barbie" dolls and cram them nice and snug up your ass. Then he/she must witness while you shit out said heads while masturbating furiously.

You know, I've been around, but there's nothing like a Barbie's Dream house to soothe the savage beast.

by Pacific Highlander January 11, 2009