douchiest

To be the ultimate example of a douche

LSU coach Les Miles is the douchiest coach in college football.

by Square Mag September 21, 2006

douchestick

Variant of dipstick. An utterly ineffective boob - someone who always manages to foul up in clutch situations.

I was wide open in the end zone! Why didn't you throw me the ball, douchestick?

by lardlad February 15, 2007

douchster

The new breed of douchebag. A douchebag that wanna be a hipster because hipsters are now mainstream.

There is too much douchsters in here. Muscles, tribal tatoos and hispter glasses.

by KFA22 February 20, 2011

Douchito

douche bag -ito latin for small; a young or small douche bag (a kid who acts like a douche)

Those kids riding their bikes in the middle of the street are douchitos

by wawaqueen25 August 18, 2008

Douchestrudel

A Douchestrudel is the dumbest form of douche,
The douchestrudel is the douche that says things so dumb you dont know weather to laugh or punch them in the face.

Joe: Hey come over and check out the chevelle I just bought

Douchestrudel: yo you should throw some 20's on that biotch.

Joe: speachless.

by chevychick94 September 29, 2011

douchistify

Comes from the word "douche"

To turn something into a douche.

She really douchistified her husband.

by slingshot January 30, 2005

Douchitude

A brazen display of unabashed douchebaggery.

After seeing the level of douchitude Matthew Stafford just exhibited Spencer Pratt may have to be uncrowned as King of all Douchebags.

by CocoChristopher July 23, 2009