Douchehelmet

The windswept looking hair style that looks like a helmet made of douche for pubescent boys invented by The Walt Disney Corporation.

Justin Beiber certainly has a lovely douchehelmet.

by Super Ultra Mega Brian July 27, 2010

Douchemover

1. A person who pulls many douchemoves.

ex. "That was such a douchemove, he's a DOUCHEMOVER"

by abbddejt August 22, 2009

doucheroll

Similar to a Rickroll, one is doucherolled when they click on a link expecting one thing and are instead assaulted with a video and/or song of John Mayer (or someone else with the same level of popularity and douchebaggery).

Friend: I am loving this song right now! {link}

You: What's this -- oh, fml, I've been doucherolled.

by Pariselle February 21, 2010

doucheometer

One's level of douchiness... measured on a scale using the unit

A-hole/Sec... Highest ever measured was 1 A-hole/sec

Brian: "Ha ha, I'm being so funny right now"
Mike: "No your not, you're like totally measuring a 1 on the doucheometer right now"

by sonbro56 August 15, 2010

Doucheless

When things, places, events, etc. occur without an offensive, hated person present.

This party is doucheless without Marc here to ruin it.

by Chicadee23 September 8, 2010

douchelete

someone who is real good at being a douche...

athletes are good at sports, doucheletes are good at being douches

you are such a good douchelete!

by aakasd420 October 5, 2010

Doucheaholics

All the assholes who keep posting political definitions of Urban Dictionary

Person 1: damn 75% of Urban Dictionary in the last months is about Trump or Hilary
Person 2: Serious doucheaholics posting that stuff

by SkankHunt42.0 February 9, 2017