Pronounced douche-bieber-ee
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.
Belieber: OmFG #CuTtingForBieBer !!!111!!1!!!!
Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.
Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!
Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....
Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!
Person: bitch, please.
Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.
Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!
Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....
Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!
Person: bitch, please.
by DaMoose February 4, 2014
Get the douchebiebery mug.N. A douchepreneur is an unemployed douche that loves bragging about the dozens of startups he/she had a role in & can't wait pitch their latest failure. They usually have robust a social media presence including a seemingly impressive resume on Linkedin. When asked their job title, they'll state vague, nebulous catch-alls like "entrepreneur", "business coach", "idea generator", and "strategist".
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a entrepreneur and idea generator"
"Great, so who pays you for that?"
"Nobody right now but check out my linkedin page, my three facebook pages, my twitter account, and two of my personal websites that simply link to the aforementioned social media sites."
"Oh so you're a _douchepreneur_, then. Gotcha."
"I'm a entrepreneur and idea generator"
"Great, so who pays you for that?"
"Nobody right now but check out my linkedin page, my three facebook pages, my twitter account, and two of my personal websites that simply link to the aforementioned social media sites."
"Oh so you're a _douchepreneur_, then. Gotcha."
by ZWarwich March 6, 2014
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Someone who is such a complete douchebag that they exhibit the characteristics of being a douchebag at any scale.
"Truth. Kavanugh is a fractal of douchebaggery; a douchefractal. Everytime you look closer, he gets worse."
by PseudonymOfObviousPerfection September 28, 2018
Get the douchefractal mug.an awesomely amusing, newfangled take on the word "douche". if someone calls you a douchefruit (like, for example, elsa) it means that you are a waste of space and quite possibly have weird, fruity habits. it is in no way a homophobic implication. douchefruit can also be used as a term for the spawn of a douche; the fruit from a douche's loins, etc.etc. not that douche's get any, but if a douche WERE to get some and procreate, their spawn would be douchefruit. Also, if you call someone douchefruit, it's two insults in one- you're dissing their parents while simultaneously dissing them. Congrats. Elsa created this phrase.
by fairyblonde February 9, 2008
Get the douchefruit mug.A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.
by nicajima December 15, 2009
Get the douchelite mug.1.You look at someone for the first time and know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that guy is a huge douche bag.
2. When you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. A person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. Similar to bitchface.
2. When you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. A person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. Similar to bitchface.
Who the fuck is that guy? He has a major case of doucheface.
With a doucheface like that, how the fuck did Matthew McConaughey ever become famous?
With a doucheface like that, how the fuck did Matthew McConaughey ever become famous?
by evilspyguy July 20, 2012
Get the Doucheface mug.n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.
In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.
In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.
Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!
by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004
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