an awesomely amusing, newfangled take on the word "douche". if someone calls you a douchefruit (like, for example, elsa) it means that you are a waste of space and quite possibly have weird, fruity habits. it is in no way a homophobic implication. douchefruit can also be used as a term for the spawn of a douche; the fruit from a douche's loins, etc.etc. not that douche's get any, but if a douche WERE to get some and procreate, their spawn would be douchefruit. Also, if you call someone douchefruit, it's two insults in one- you're dissing their parents while simultaneously dissing them. Congrats. Elsa created this phrase.
by fairyblonde February 10, 2008
Someone who thinks they're cool when they're not, and would do something lame and noob-ish like smoking weed off a can when really, joint paper costs, like, 2 bucks, and it doesn't make you look like a huge douchefruit (see 'douchefruit' definition). Cansmoker is not a term completely exclusive to marijuana, however, and can be used to describe anyone ameteur and douchey.
by fairyblonde February 10, 2008