douchefruit 

an awesomely amusing, newfangled take on the word "douche". if someone calls you a douchefruit (like, for example, elsa) it means that you are a waste of space and quite possibly have weird, fruity habits. it is in no way a homophobic implication. douchefruit can also be used as a term for the spawn of a douche; the fruit from a douche's loins, etc.etc. not that douche's get any, but if a douche WERE to get some and procreate, their spawn would be douchefruit. Also, if you call someone douchefruit, it's two insults in one- you're dissing their parents while simultaneously dissing them. Congrats. Elsa created this phrase.

Fuck off douchefruit, you skin-waster.
or:
Get your douchefruit away from my child!

douchefruit by fairyblonde February 9, 2008

douchefriend 

Someone who is a douche but you can't stay mad at cuz they're your friend as well

Tyler is a douchefriend

douchefriend by scasadadada April 5, 2010

douchefractal 

Someone who is such a complete douchebag that they exhibit the characteristics of being a douchebag at any scale.

"Truth. Kavanugh is a fractal of douchebaggery; a douchefractal. Everytime you look closer, he gets worse."

douchefractal by PseudonymOfObviousPerfection September 28, 2018

Douchecrust 

1.The crust that forms in a woman's vagina when she forgets to douche herself.

2. The extreme form of a Douchebag

Jenny: "I need to go and take care of all this Douchecrust."

Sean: "Will, You're such a douchecrust."

Douchecrust by Seanm35 March 3, 2007

Douchefit 

An outfit normally worn by douchebags that hang out at places that they don't belong. For example, your mom's birthday party, or your cousin's bah-mitzvah.

Douchefits can contain (but are not limited to) leather pants, platform shoes, spiked bracelets and choke-collars, wallet chains, concert t-shirts, jeans that are too small for you, things bought from Gadzooks mall stores, etc.

"Dude, yesterday at my cousin's graduation party, Camden (<--- douche name) showed up in a total douchefit thinking it would get him laid. What a fuckin' loser."

Douchefit by MrMikeBinSch February 25, 2009

douchesuit 

an ugly suit that makes one appear as a douche in front of a crappy "photo studio" canvas.

"did you see j bryan's douchesuit?"

"hey douchesuit! nice picture!"

"that douchesuit makes your hips look wide for a man"

douchesuit by lambnugget May 24, 2007

doucheruptor 

Someone (let's face it, probably a white male) in the tech industry who has a god complex and some stupid ideas and has the nerve to foist them on an unwilling world. IE, a douche who is also, or thinks of himself, as a disruptor.

Also: the way Sean Connery says the word disruptor.

"Holy cow, Jack Dorsey is not only unspeakably ugly but a super douche."
"I believe he thinks he's a disruptor and that that is somehow a good thing."
"He's a doucheruptor."

doucheruptor by punnypenny September 18, 2018