Gig Dodging

To avoid a musical gig, often by coming up with wild excuses to not attend.

Guy 1: Dude, Adam missed out on another gig last night.
Guy 2: Yeah he's been Gig Dodging all his life.

Guy 1: What a fucking gig dodger..

by c0m3seEm3 October 22, 2010

Frog Dodging

1. A term used by self-loathing, low-rate, self-proclaimed "Life Coaches" who delude themselves and con other women out of money by belittling men.

"I'm a Fabulous Life Coach, and for a fee I will teach single women to stop Frog Dodging and finally meet Mr. Right.

by Ironbar June 30, 2019

Cliff Dodging

The noble art of avoiding listening to Cliff Richard at all times, especially at Christmas.

Mother: Go put my Cliff Richard cd on, will you?

Charlotte (hiding Cliff Richard cd): Oh dear I can't seem to find it. Here listen to something good instead.

Emily: Phew, good cliff dodging there Charlotte!

by cliff-dodger December 7, 2010

put your head down like you're dodging bullets

"Girl put your head down like you're dodging bullets"

1). Giving oral sex in the car

2). Felacio

3). Giving chrome dome

Put your head down like you're dodging bullets.

Girl stop talking and put yout head down like you're dodging bullets, and give me some of that Becky.

That Becky she sure puts her head down like she's dodging bullets

by RICKJAMES/SOCAL February 5, 2010

Blood dodging

When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day

"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"

by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019

sandal dodging

A technique used by Arab/Hispanic children to protect themselves from a brutal punishment.

Christian kid: "How do you protect yourself from your parents' brutal punishments"
Hispanic/Arab kid: "Have you heard of sandal dodging?"

by Hispanic Master October 24, 2019

Cake Dodging

When someone is absent from there place of work on there birthday to prevent them from having to purchase cakes for their colleagues. Thus dodging there turn to purchase a tasty treat for the work mates.

He is on holiday this week!!!" "But it is his birthday on monday is he Cake Dodging again??

by Digit-Trump October 8, 2010