Sofakingsaiyan's definitions
When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day
"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"
by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019
Get the Blood dodgingmug. When you need a pretentious, stand you can't think of the word so you make up your own and say it's Algonquin
Boyfriend and girlfriend singing car and he tries to explain a world community of just anal sex and anal play and how much of a cornhole corn copia it would be called a cornucopia cornhole copia.
Honey I don'tDon't know what cornholcorpia means
Patrick "It's Algonquin for
Honey I don'tDon't know what cornholcorpia means
Patrick "It's Algonquin for
by Sofakingsaiyan October 7, 2019
Get the Algonquinmug. The bitch is a dump truck
by Sofakingsaiyan August 13, 2023
Get the trocka skonkamug. Someone who has watched a video on YouTube with no prior experience on or about the diy projects they plan to attempt OR a person who claims they are very well knowledgeable about the subject or task because they saw a video on YouTube.
"Did you use a string line to make a foundation square for the slab?"
"Yes and the string was used but I took it down."
"Oh no that's not what the construction brothers did on youtube, didn't you look at the videos I sent!?"
"Stupid ProTuber "
"Yes and the string was used but I took it down."
"Oh no that's not what the construction brothers did on youtube, didn't you look at the videos I sent!?"
"Stupid ProTuber "
by Sofakingsaiyan November 22, 2020
Get the Protubermug. "Hey I thought your place would have fruit snacks in the kitchen lady!?"
"What makes you think I'd have fruit snacks in my kitchen?"
"Wait you don't have kids? But you're so big!"
"That's insulting! Get out of my house!"
"No that's not an insult, but it's not my fault you're a heifer?"
"What makes you think I'd have fruit snacks in my kitchen?"
"Wait you don't have kids? But you're so big!"
"That's insulting! Get out of my house!"
"No that's not an insult, but it's not my fault you're a heifer?"
by Sofakingsaiyan May 26, 2025
Get the Heifermug. The stories that your grandparents passed down from there slavery days picking cotton in the fields & serving their master.
"Hey Gramps, tell me a bed time story."
"Story telling? Nah, I'll tell you cotton tales, back when working for the white man & being allowed to pick his cotton. Those were the days.."
"Nigga what?!"
"Story telling? Nah, I'll tell you cotton tales, back when working for the white man & being allowed to pick his cotton. Those were the days.."
"Nigga what?!"
by Sofakingsaiyan April 26, 2020
Get the Cotton talesmug. Similar to a head butt, dickbutt Is an aggressive and forceful thrust with the tip of your member to the face or body of another person or object as deemed necessary. Similar to teabagging
My girlfriend headbutted me while we were playing around so I gave her a hard dickbutt leaving a mushroom stamp on her forehead.
by Sofakingsaiyan December 6, 2020
Get the Dickbuttmug.