Sofakingsaiyan's definitions

Algonquin

When you need a pretentious, stand you can't think of the word so you make up your own and say it's Algonquin

Boyfriend and girlfriend singing car and he tries to explain a world community of just anal sex and anal play and how much of a cornhole corn copia it would be called a cornucopia cornhole copia.

Honey I don'tDon't know what cornholcorpia means

Patrick "It's Algonquin for

by Sofakingsaiyan October 7, 2019

Blood dodging

When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day

"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"

by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019

Cotton tales

The stories that your grandparents passed down from there slavery days picking cotton in the fields & serving their master.

"Hey Gramps, tell me a bed time story."

"Story telling? Nah, I'll tell you cotton tales, back when working for the white man & being allowed to pick his cotton. Those were the days.."

"Nigga what?!"

by Sofakingsaiyan April 26, 2020

Cunttuplet

When your girlfriend has 3 or more sisters that are just as cunty as she is. Generally you should avoid dinner at her parents house because you'll be torn to shreds by the claws of the harpies

My girlfriend is actually pretty chill when she wants to be, but when she's with her cunttuplets she is on a whole other level of cuntiness

by Sofakingsaiyan March 9, 2020

trocka

Means truck in Spanish

She's as big as a trocka

by Sofakingsaiyan August 13, 2023

trocka skonka

The bitch is a dump truck

Jose: Monica is being a trocka skonka

Me: Jose what's that mean?

Jose: means she's a dump truck bro!

by Sofakingsaiyan August 13, 2023

Dickbutt

Similar to a head butt, dickbutt Is an aggressive and forceful thrust with the tip of your member to the face or body of another person or object as deemed necessary. Similar to teabagging

My girlfriend headbutted me while we were playing around so I gave her a hard dickbutt leaving a mushroom stamp on her forehead.

by Sofakingsaiyan December 6, 2020